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02.07.12 by Jeff

Booooooom iPad Giveaway

Booooooom iPad Giveaway
The response to the giveaways has been insane lately! The two recent ones had more than 1,000 comments each!? I’m not gonna lie it’s been getting a little bit tough for me to go through so many entries every time, so I’m gonna try out a widget that should help me out!

To enter our giveaways you will leave comments as you normally would and the widget will also offer you a couple more ways to earn additional entries! More importantly for me, it will keep track of them all efficiently.

Enough dilly-dallying, I have a 16 GB iPad 2 to giveaway. Who wants it?

Thanks to Punchtab for sponsoring this giveaway! You can enter this contest with your email or via Facebook (that way I can contact you if you win).

If you are directly on the blog and do not see the “entry box” it just means too many are entering at the same time or Punchtab’s server is busy. Just check back!

This giveaway is now CLOSED.

The winner is Allison Rude! Congratulations Allison!!! Check your inbox! As you can see here, Allison increaed her chances of winning by sharing this post, extra entries are even awarded when people visit the giveaway through the link you share on Facebook for instance.

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002630194094 Timothy Francisco

Knock, knock!

who’s there?

Howl

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?
Richard

Knock Knock!Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1060596604 Kiara Sykes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting co-

MOO!
Hampus

Knock knock

who’s there?

Isador

Isador who?

Is a door made of wood?
whyy

knock knock!
whos there?
armageddon
armageddon who?
armageddon out of here!
Paul trussler

knock knock?
who is there?
bob
bob who?
bob-we-had-a-baby-it’s-a-boy.
Danielle

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt–
Moo!!!
http://twitter.com/TheCuriousRobin Martina Scott

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting co-
Moo!
http://www.facebook.com/StefanGA Stefan Altnau

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, I want an iPad2!
http://michaelshamoon.com Mooner

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I won an iPad for writing this bad knock knock joke?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1662528348 Mark Queen

(knock knock)

who’s there?
dewey.
dewey, who?dewey have to use a condom?
Lewis_s D

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Yes.
Julia R

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
Dominik

Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Doorbell repairman.”
Vincent H

Knock knock!

Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in the door…
Joonas

I want an iPad but don’t have any good (or bad) knock knock jokes in me
http://whiteveins.blogspot.com/ arkasha

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
http://www.facebook.com/ksenia.zks Ksenia Zks

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?
The truth is out there…
FBZ

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.
Atis

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bob!
Bob who?!Dylan! Is this heaven ?
Real

Knock Knock!Who’s there?KGB!KGB Who?WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!
http://www.facebook.com/yannickvannuffelen Yannick Van Nuffelen

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who
What’re ya callin’ me thur?!
Tyler Durbano

Knock knock

Who’s there?

You know.

You know who?

Avada kadavra!
G.N

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

CASHEW NUT.

Cashew nut who?

Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…
Nachoconqueso

knock knock
who is there?

the…

the who?

YEAH
Gabriele

i NEEEED it!!!
Dennis Siegel

knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
Mr. BoomBastic

heho – finger im po …
Halina Heron

Knock knock,
who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it’s cold out here!
Ben

knock knock
who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I’m fine, how are you?
Fabian Langguth

knock knock
who’s there?
it’s the police, sir
the police who?
Sabine Schneider

*Knock knock*
Who’s there?
Leena
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I’ll tell you.
Jamesegambrill

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me WIN
Telius

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W – H – O, can I come in now?
Medinis2ratis

- knock knock
- who’s there?
- death
- so what?
- nothing, that’s all.
Em

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
jad

Knock Knock !who’s there Doughnut !Doughnut who ?Doughnut worry it’s just an ipad
colin

Knock, knock,Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didnt know you could yodel!
timgorichanaz

The first knock-knock joke that always comes to mind (from a textbook I had in third grade):
Knock knock!Who’s there?Ketchup.Ketchup who?Ketchup and I’ll tell you.Hey, I didn’t say it was a good one.
Jfasulo

Knock knock
Stan Diers

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a joke!
http://seanwaydee.tumblr.com/ S Waydee

KNOCK! KNOCK!

who deir?

I.P

ip who?

IPS mail with a ipad for you yo!
http://www.facebook.com/dylbaumann Dylan Jacques Baumann

Knock Knock!
[batman] COME IN
http://twitter.com/mikeahoy ethan rom

Knock Knock.
WHOSE THERE?
DUNNUP WHO?……….

lol (say it out loud init)
dhea1y

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
http://www.facebook.com/david.m.parker.927 David Matthew Parker

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gesundheit!
GT

Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now!
bkmacdaddy

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?
Adam Bernet

Knock, Knock!
Come in please.

- Non-Culturally transferable jokes
Jessica P.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this.
Joel Brouwer

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
Austin Chaston

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash!

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
NielsBuddiger

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
http://www.facebook.com/eva.foix.7 Eva Foix

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo!

BOO WHO?
Jchasespace

eva?
eva who?
eva your deaf or you doorbell isn’t working!
joostthehost

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Steve

Steve who?

Steve Jobs zombie with a free Ipad 2 from the BOOOOOOOM giveaway for youuuu!
jerika

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who??
We will be asking the questions.
Yamilamagof

toc, toc ,
quien es ?
juan…
juan que ?
juantanamera …
Putri Ratnawisesa

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are….Running ’round leaving scars…collecting your jar of hearts…
Abbey Bennett

knock knock
who’s there?
lena
lena who?
lena little closer and I’ll tell ya!
Jenny Hong

Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.
http://www.facebook.com/mayowaxadelugba Mayowa Adelugba

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
To!
To who?
To whom.
http://www.facebook.com/putri.ratnawisesa Putri Ratnawisesa

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are…running ’round leaving scars…collecting your jar of hearts..
Thisboyname+N

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

No, i don’t do knock knock joke. Sorry.
http://www.facebook.com/briel.moore Briel Moore

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Asher.
Asher who?
Asher would like to come in.
http://tannerchristensen.com/ tannerc

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Holy kaw a talking owl!
http://www.facebook.com/alex.couture.718 Alex Couture

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
http://www.andrewurwin.net/ Aturwin

KNOCK KNOCK.
.
.
WHO’S THERE?
.
.
RUNIP
.
.
RUNIP WHO?
.
(Hmmmm maybe this doesn’t work so well over comment but say it out loud to yourself! very childish but my favourite)
Justanothersentencefragment

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I’m dwowning!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Aj-Villos/100000240276630 A.j. Villos

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

…….

No seriously who’s there?

……
nm

Knock knock.Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344962769 Caleb Harrington

knock, knock. whos there? doctor! doctor who? thats not really a joke its just the best tv show known to man
Inane Squelch

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Yoo-hoo to you too!

(a favorite of four-year-olds)
Ciara

Knock, knock. who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
Bradley Johnson

knock, knock.
Who’s there?
madam.
madam who?
madam foot got caught in the door! open up!
http://profiles.google.com/stuart.bury Stuart Bury

Knock, Knock.

Who’s There?

Heaven!

Heaven who?

Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
robyn

Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house!
Nateene

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Opportunity.

No way, Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
LenTricarico

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
A hooker.
Well come on in.
Kbettenc

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Scott!Scott who?Scott nothing to do with you??
Anil Sawh

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wa

Wa who?

Don’t have fun without me!
Abby Stevens

knock knock
who’s there?
english
english who?
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002217886566 Jason Stovall

Knock Knock
Whos’ There?
You’re Mom! Open the f’ing door!
http://twitter.com/arroyo_orlando Orlando

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Regretabrown

(hipster knock knock joke)
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?

Oh you wouldn’t know them.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=185104633 Andrea Avery

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
tristan

knock, knock.

who’s there?

me!

okay.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1456552093 Jason Carrasco

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
Annaclaydon

Knock knock. Who’s there? You know. You know who? Avada Kedavra!! Absolute best joke.
Brianfurman

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you giving me an apple?
(sorry, guys)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1463557241 David Alexander Klöber

Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Who’s door is this?
Which door are you looking for?
The door who was asking for oil?
Oh, perhaps that’s my door!
… not the best joke yet :-/
willi

kinda want to have it only for status tho..
to be one of the cool kids for once
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1557964471 Lucy Scr

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Señor.
Señor who?
Seen your underpants!
Shanewr22

Knock Knock
Whose hair
Sink
sink ooo
sink ooo paper plate ha ha ah
This is the one my baby brother would tell me before bed every nicht
Olliekane

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Big ish!
Big ish who?
No thanks mate, I haven’t got any change… Sorry.
http://twitter.com/thomasgeysmans UNDSCVRD

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh..
(interrupts) WE WILL ASK ZE QUESTIONZZ
William george kettle

Knock, Knock.Who’s There?The Doctor.Doctor Who?Correct.
http://twitter.com/dole777 Dominik Lehmann

Knock, Knock.

who´s there?

PIIIEEEEPPPPP
Susannah Shattuck

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying!
xploren

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankly, I don’t have a clue… I woke up in the park being able to remember nothing but my first name. Please help me I’m cold and starving
Eve

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“To.”
“To who?”
“It’s ‘to whom.’”
Conall O’Brien

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Madam! Madam who? Madam foot is caught in the door!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=690320013 Oscar Murray

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?
ipad!
ipad who?No, ipad 2, silly
Daniel_a15@hotmail.co.uk

Knock knock

Who’s there?

No one…
Kara Pierce

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knockWho’s there?Oops I did it again.
Menno Tomballe

knock knock
who’s there?
chuck
chuck who?
CHUCK NORRIS

*roundhouse kick to the door*
Sueen Thoo

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?
You!
You who?
YOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Danielle Katvan

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!
PatrickButler

Knock Knock!Who’s there?leena!leena who?Leena little closer and I will tell you!
Matias Escobar

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Vote

Vote who?

Vote me for the best answer lol
Tessa Schroll

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now.
Sueen Thoo

Knock Knock!

Who’s There?
Artist!
Artist who?
Atishoo! God bless you!
Jacks631

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have any aspirin?
http://www.facebook.com/amelie.llorca Amélie Llorca

Toc!Toc!Toc!
Qui est là?
La pomme D’Eve, ouvre moi et croque moi, Adam!
http://theberadblog.com/ Be Rad

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry!
Kosmodiah

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
Jbiernat

knock knock
whos there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad to see me?
carey

knock knock.
who’s there?
i eat map..
i eat map who?
ERRRRRRRRRRRR. you eat your poo!?
Marco A Arguello

knock knock
GIVE ME THE DAMN IPAD!
http://twitter.com/heydanielle Danielle O’ Byrne

A traveller in time who came to spoil your knock knock jokes.
Adrian

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
http://www.facebook.com/michael.kane.581 Michael Kane

Knock Knock.

…Nope. Got nothing…

…Sorry.
http://www.facebook.com/jura.mckay Jura McKay

Knock Knock,
who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Booooooom.
Alex Gelling

Knock, knock.
Come in.
Jeanne Haegele

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo Who?
Did you hear an owl?
http://twitter.com/abbebrown Abbe Brown

Knock Knock Who’s there? Gretel! Gretel who! Gretal long little doggie…!
http://twitter.com/Dry_The_Rain Douglas Forsyth

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Doorbell repairman”
“OH THANK GOD, I’ve grown so tired of these constant jokers.”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1550382555 Álvaro Pérez

knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Bazinga.
Ian

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Al!Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Tiffany Patterson

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alex

Alex who?

Alexplain later now open the god damn door.
♥
Aaronarreguin

Knock Knock,
Who dat?
oh, sorry to bother you sir…
you better get the hell of my lawn!
brian david downs

knock knock
who’s there
i smell mop
i smell mop who?
“yes you do, and you like it”
Robert Mearns

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?Your landlord, the rent’s overdue.*Silence*
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000380812385 Marta Coelho

knock knock.
who’s there?
Vin Dal
Who?
Vindaloo
http://www.sierranevada.edu/ Logan Lape

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
…
Elizabeth Walker

knock knock!

who’s there?
Look
Look who?
Look through the keyhole and you’ll find out!
Chrissy

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here!
http://twitter.com/rainbootsy Christina Bina Boo

mjhfghrfsfedxkylhj lemme win!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502705720 Drren Ncas

knock knock.
whos theres?
ach.
ach who?
bless you.
Merovingsan

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The Doctor

Doctor who?

Yes And the Daleks have stolen the earths core and I need your I-paddy thingy to save it!
Garden Gnome

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Hatch!Hatch who? Bless you, but please cover your mouth next time.
http://brianjsparker.com/ Brian

You say Knock- Knock. I say who is there? You say your name and I say, Come on in, I just put the kettle on.
montanaaaaa

knock knock.
who’s there?
butch.
butch who?
butch your arms around me right now!
Eve

Knock knock
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS
Jeffreydevinhewitt

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me crazy with all these knock knock jokes!
Brennah Soukup

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!
Goodcupcakes

Knock, knock…

…come in.

….
Utchoprizza

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Picasso.
Picasso who?
Picasso your annoying knocking, you don’t get to know.
Marohn2

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Well you may smell but you don’t look like a shoe.
Mariusz Bansleben

Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken tell you, but I’m here for iPad from http://www.booooooom.com
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=122200198 Luke Siemens

Knock Knock.
…Who’s there? Justin

Justin Who?

Justin time for dinner
http://www.facebook.com/chrystene.newman Chrystene Newman

Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Just kidding, it’s Honey Badger.
Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t.
Tmulhero

knck knck !!!

whos there?????

RICK !!!

rick who ???

RICK SANTORUM !!!
MIYNI

knock–knock

whos there??
man
man who?
human
Truck Torrence

knock knock.

who’s there?
Olivia Newton-John!

Sounds great, come on in.
Eve

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice, “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: *knock knock”
Stranger: Who’s there?
You: Disco
Stranger: Disco who?
You: Disco Nnected

You have disconnected.
becky_scanlan

knock knock
who’s there?
Armageddon..
Armageddon who?
Armageddon me an iPad!
Attia

knock knock

who’s there?
little old lady
little old lady who?I didn’t know you could yodel!
Eve

Knock KnockWho’s There?
Toby Toby
Who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Eve

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wherefore means.
Wherefore means who?
No, “wherefore” means “why.” How many times do we have to go over this?
s larsen

knock, knock
who’s there
Ya
Ya who?
Gidde up cowboy!
Eve

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Et.
Et who?
Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!
http://www.eoinduffy.me/ Eoin Duffy

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce …

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!
Becca Pierce

The world’s shortest horror story:

The last man alive on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock at the door.
Hannah Evelyn Rowlands

knock knock!
who’s there?
me
me who?
me with an ipad two!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=692165936 Qainaat Irfan

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Britney Spears…
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again!
(Bad, I know!)
Eve

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Chorus.
Interrupting . . .
O FOR A MUSE OF FIRE!
Harriet

knock knock
who’s there?
doughnut
doughnut who?
doughnut worry it is just a joke
http://twitter.com/etcook Edward T C

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Damn. I was hoping you could tell me.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587888872 Elizabeth Walshaw

*Read in a loose Italian accent*

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Italian

Italian who?

Italian you for the last time, open up!
Shannon Holliday

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked! That’s why I’m knocking!
easternblocrobot

knock knock
who’s there?
give i pad me..
what?
me european…
ok
Crystal Marie

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Hello?
Hello, who?
Is it me you’re looking for?
VM

Knock knock.
-Who’s there?
A little old lady.
-A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
dat dude

Knock knock / who’s there? / I eat mop. / I eat mop who? / Eww that’s gross. (Best when read out loud.)
Alegator44

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world know what a nut you are!
VM

Knock Knock.
-Who’s there?
A little old lady.
-A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
David Adrien

-Knock Knock!-Who’s there?
-It’s me honey !
-Then slide to unlock!
- THE END -
Marvin Duque

Knock-Knock
Who’s There?
African
African Who?
African Love You!
Dai

knock knock!
Who’s there?
Just Chuck Testa!
Lex

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’…
Heytherejuliana

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Slave2rhythm

knock knock
who’s there?
ach
ach who?
gezundiet
Evan

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Trash can.
http://twitter.com/alexandra_warze Alexandra Warzee

knock! knock!

who’s there?

D’wayne.

D’wayne who?

D’wayne the tub, I’m dwownding!
http://www.facebook.com/crabfood Aaron Keuter

Knock Knock!Who’s There?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
Oreka

(knock knock)

Who’s there?

Interrupting Falcon…

Interrupting Falcon wh-

–PAWWNCH!!!
http://www.randymora.com/ Randy

- Knock Knock!
- Who’s there?
- Heisenberg
- I’m the one who knocks!
Danieldoyle08

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
KGB
KGB wh…
KGB ASKS THE QUESTIONS HERE!!
Alex

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1018716032 Erin Scott

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

To!

To who?

To whom.
Sebastian

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dora Belle.
Dora Belle who?
Dora Belle was broken, so I knocked!
AKJ

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
AKJ
AKJ who?
AKJ, who needs an iPad.
anna reser

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Walter.
Walter who?
THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
Steven Marsden

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Terrah lindsay

*Knock Knock*
Who’s there?
Dwayne…
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwoning!
http://www.facebook.com/michaelwithpaws Michael Mcq

Knock Knock,

Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
http://www.facebook.com/luke.lasenby Luke Lasenby

Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Scott,
Scott Who?
Scott Nothing To Do With You!?
http://www.shaunkardinal.com Shaun Kardinal

*knock, knock* (who’s there?)
noc noc. (i say, who’s there?)
it’s a bar, in seattle. (oh, the gothy one.)
good happy hour. (come on in.)
Erin

BANANA
BANANA
BANANA

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA
http://www.facebook.com/people/Becky-Nguyen/831980359 Becky Nguyen

knock knock

whos there?

armageddon

armegeddon who?

armegeddon the hell out of here!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509488432 Tyson Faa

knock knock.

Who’s there? Smellmop

Smellmop who?
ccker

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Aaron

Knock – Knock
Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Ellll

Knock knock overload.
PhillipeFelut

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cockle Doodle

Cockle Doodle Who?

You’re doing it wrong
Ashley Tamber

knock knock
who’s there?
honey bee
honey bee who?
honey be a dear and make me a sandwich.
Niplo

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
Katherine Strickland

knock knock

who’s there?
honey-bee.
Honey-bee who?
Honey-bee a dear and give me an iPad!
eulogos10

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Onomatopoeia.
What’s onomatopoeia?
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2322/
Sam Griffiths

knock knock
whose there?
alannis morrissette
alannis morrissette, who?
alannis morrissette
allie

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stalin.
Stalin who?
Quit stalin’ & open the door!
ellie

knock knock
who’s there?
Me
Me who?
not you, me.
Me who?
why does everything have to always be about you?
Slee6356

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Davidpam5

knock knock
who’s there?
your penis
my penis?
i’m sorry,just come by to say that i’m a little bit tired.
Joey Bates

Knock knock
who’s there?
me.
me who?
no, seriously, it’s just me. I’m telling a knock knock joke.
http://www.facebook.com/ade.mills Ade Mills

Knock Knock

whos there?

doctor

doctor who?

yep, thats me
s2four

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
God
God who?
…and that is why you’re going to hell.
Barrelbreak

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Void
The Void who?
Sorry, your peephole is one way.
Angus wong

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris Who?
The Doris locked, and I can’t get in.
Julia

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
Eoin006

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?
david

knock knock

who’s there?

[silence]
David

knock knock.
who’s there?
atch!
atch who?
bless you.
Elsa

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno that I’m out here, right?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=703796935 Dave Barragan

knock, knock..

whos there?

jah

jah who?

jah momsz
JMR190

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Anna

Knock Knock.

Whos there?

John, Paul, George and Ringo. The.

John, Paul, George and Ringo. The who?

No, they’re The Beatles.
Simon Berard

Knock knock.Who’s there?Philip.Philip who?Philip my bag with candy!
Stephen

knock knock *
who’s there?
…
…
…
…damn kids.
Ambera Wellmann

Knock knock
Who’s there?
iPad
iPad Who?
Give me that fucking iPad
nealtucker

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Armageddon!Armageddon who?Armageddon out of here!
http://twitter.com/DalePeart1 Dale Peart

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ox
Ox who?Bless you!
Ljack

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight honey, my Dad’s got the car!
Dayne1234

knock knock…
“Who let the dogs out who who”
“Who let the dogs out who who who?”
Markawebber

Knock Knock, BANG BANG! oss he’s dead
Sophie

knock knock

who’s there?
water
water you doing in my house?
ueberkim

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Disco
Disco who?
Diconnected!
bananas_before_bed

Knock Knock
who’s there?
demitri
demitri who?
demitri is where the lamb chops grow!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000156493265 Yongxia Tan

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

I’m a

I’m a who?

I’m a psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!
dexdiv

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!
Stevepoxsonfotography

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Don’t cry its only a joke
JMR190

Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won’t.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who’s there?See? You’ve forgotten me already!
http://weddellkw.tumblr.com weddellkw

Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Jo Heaney

Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke
Daniel Leusink

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sammy.
Sammy who?
Sammy the the frickin Ipad!
Sam Bird

knock knock,
whos there?
Doris.
Doris who?
doris locked that is why i am knocking!
Julia Amirzadov

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
KGB
KG–
Silence! We will ask the questions here!
Simonomisimonomisimon

Tok Tok
Qui est là ?
ton père.
Ton père qui ?
Ton Père Noel Boom !
rajiv

+Knock knock-Who’s there?+Daisy-Daisy who?+Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’
http://twitter.com/harrietsrose Harriet Rose

Q. Knock knock.
A. Who’s there?
Q. The interrupting cow.
A. The inte–
Q. *MOOOOOOOOOOO*
Maria achladianakis

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Laurajmerriman

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Gabri Roth

Knock, knock…
-chi e?
-Ecci
-Ecci chi?
-Salute!
Francis J Turner

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Thermos!

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this! I want that iPad.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1375402830 Luk As

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting co-
Moo!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501683611 Mark McCartney

knock knock
who’s there
to
to who?
to whom
Adrian Montgomery

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Ya,
Ya who?
Let’s party!!!!!
Ben Siegl

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kathul
…Kathul who?
Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Charanim

knock knock…
whos there?
orange
orange who?
knock knock…

whos there?

orange

orange who?
knock knock…

whos there?

orange

orange who?
knock knock…

whos there?

Banana
Banana who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say orange?
Fabrice Besson

Knock-knock !
Who’s there ?
Boom.
Boom who ?
Boom sounds my nose on your closed door.
Adam

Knock Knock

Whoe’s there?

The interupting sheep

The interupting she–
BAAAAAAAAH!
thefr3d

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cumin.

….

(My girlfriend told me this randomly at work as a reminder to buy cumin later.)
Kmurrayclark

Knock Knock
- Who’s there?
- Dr
- Dr. Who?
- Yeah that’s the one
Travis

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Han Solo.
Han Solo who?
… stupid “Twilighter”.
James

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Aduke

-Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
-Basil.
-Basil who?
-Basil Brush, of course! BOOOOOM BOOOOOOM!
Drhadaway

“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“It’s me Mummy… It’s Maddie!”

“But… But it can’t be… We buried you…”

“Yeah, I’m just fucking about. It’s Gerry, I forgot my key.”
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000110134690 Tanja Trittmann

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Rain begins to fall, I’ll be the sunshine in your life…
http://www.facebook.com/iecheverriai Iñigo Echeverria

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
kiki

knock, knock
who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning.
Joseph Rynkiewicz

Knock knock! Who’s there?Little old lady?Little old lady who?Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
tistou

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Laser.Laser who?Laser faire.
ICK

The joker: Knock Knock..

The respondent: Who’s there?

The Joker: someone who can’t reach the doorbell…
Anneka Warburton

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for me to win this ipad.
(not really, there’s another 11 days left but still…)
FauxMagazine

Knock knock.Who’s there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock.
Nichole

Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?

Robin

Robin who?

Robin’ you! So hand over the ipad!
Bloomondemand

knock knock, whos there, hello? hello?, ahhh!! whats this bag of flaming poop doing on my doorstep! damn skater kids!
Jenjenjens

K.K.
W.T.?
ME!
MEWHO?
MEWHOTYPESLIKETHISANDNEEDSANIPAD2CAUSEMYKEYBOARDISBROKE-NOSPACEBAR!
jeff maurer

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Just open the fucking door.
Just open the fucking door who?
Marvin Jan

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whew.
Whew who?
Whew who! I’m gonna win an iPad from Booooooom!
Mathieu Sven

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
Jeffsedrel

Knock knock…

Who is there?

Some guy giving away an iPad

Some guy giving away an iPad who?

Some guy giving away an iPad who wants it?

Oh, uh, I do.
Jennesy

knock knock
who’s there?
it’s me
me who?
ME jenny dumbass open the door
http://www.facebook.com/ulisses.duarte.7 Ulisses Duarte

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Butch!Butch who?Butch your little arms around me!
slowlikehoney

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A little old lady

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!
Sophie

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
alicerosemitchell

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
Melissa Di Pasquale

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?
Knock knock.

Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
Lucas

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Hellogwood

*Knock, knock*

who’s there?

A little old lady

a little old day who?

I didn’t know you could yodel
Emma Pike

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Mimi

knock knock…

…whos there?

impatient chicken!

…impati…

BACAWK!!!!!
Joel

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Save your amateur philosiphizing for another time, I’m trying to tell a stupid joke.
Emily D

knock knock
who’s there?
who
who who?
what are you an owl??

lol
Orion

Knock,Knock..
Who’s there?
Canoe,
Canoe who?
canoe give me an iPad.
FITZ6960

knock, knock.

who’s there?wire.
wire who?
wire you in my house!?
glassfawn

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Sung

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…!
Minku

knock knock?who’s there?
andrew!
andrew who?
andrew a boom picture!
guest

knock. knock. whos there? orange. knock. knock. whos there? orange.
knock. knock. whos there? orange. knock. knock. whos there? orange. knock. knock. whos there? Banana.. errr i messed up.
Fathin

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Will you Marry me?
Naomilaurynne

“Knock Knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“F*ck.”

“F*ck who?”

“F*CK YOU.”

“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there … Come in”
http://twitter.com/simonvanderveen Simon Vanderveen

My sister would always say when she was younger, “Knock Knock”
I’d reply, “Who’s there?”
and she would say, “Pig stuck to an elephant.”
keisha galbraith

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me!
Michael

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears,
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock!Who’s there?
Oops! I did it again.

Bazinga.
Hellosheilawagner

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrup -
MOO
Morgan Whipple

Knock, Knock
Who’s there
Tiger
Tiger Who?
Tiger Woods.
Matthew Lehner

totes want that iPad, bro.
Teo Wollrabe

knock knock

Who’s there

Juno

Juno Who?

Juno who I am just freaking let me in already… I mean come on dude its raining.
Jessi

knock knock
who’s there?
me.. and i want an ipad.
S Snyder

Jim Halpert:Ding dong.Michael Scott:Who’s there?Jim Halpert:KGB.Michael Scott:Dwight get the door.Dwight Schrute:I’m not answering the door.Michael Scott:Answer the door.Jim Halpert:Ding dong.Dwight Schrute:No way. It’s the KGB.Jim Halpert:Ding dong.Dwight Schrute:I’m not answering that![Dwight and Michael start arguing as Jim is still ringing the doorbell]Michael Scott:Yes you’re going to!Dwight Schrute:I’m not going to answer it it’s the KGB!–Jim Halpert:[slaps Dwight] It’s the KGB we wait for no one!Michael Scott:Ha ha ha!Dwight Schrute:[to camera] It’s true.
portraitartist105

Wow Knock, knock…
These are fabulous!!
The eruptions set looks good too.
Mary

*Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
*Panther
-Panther who?
*Your panther falling down.
Christopher G.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
I am, and I always will be.

- Peter from family guy

hahaha
steven

knock knock
who’s there?
a pulleya pulley who?a pulley for an apple iPad!
Mariel

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Cousin! Cousin who? Cousin stead of giving me the iPad, you’re making me write a knock knock joke!
http://www.facebook.com/darterfly Ryan Burns

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Bryony

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The interupting cow
The interu-
MOOOOO!

Terrible.
Louise wright

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard like to be outside for a change?
Laupark

Knock Knock.
whos there?
your mum.
oh. you better come in then mum.
missmilki

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Knock Knock
Who’s There

Snow White & the seven dwarves.
Ian Ramírez

knock knock.
who’s there?
me
me who?
meow =^^=
Ian Ramírez

knock knock.
who’s there?
me
me who?
meow =^^=
Ian Ramírez

knock knock.
who’s there?
me
me who?
meow =^^=
Ian Ramírez

knock knock.
who’s there?
me
me who?
meow =^^=
Ian Ramírez

knock knock.
who’s there?
me
me who?
meow =^^=
Ian Ramírez

knock knock.
who’s there?
me
me who?
meow =^^=
Sebastiaofaro

-KNOCK KNOCK!

-KNOCK KNOCK?? dude im from Portugal, portuguese doors dont sound like that… get a onomatopoeia dictionary!
Somethings dont change in a globalized world!!
Jonathan

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Gettoda.

Gettoda who?

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
http://www.facebook.com/ranitarmidi Rani Tarmidi

Should I write knock knock???
Aljosa Markocic

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!
Demonada

im still searching for the part where it says that we all have to post knock knock jokes >.<
Mokasi

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go mo0o0o0o0o0!
Sascha

Knock knock.
Who dere?
Who.
Who who?
O MUH GAD I AM TALKING TO AN OWL!
Greg

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Wilf_petherbridge

Will you remember me in a week? Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yurp.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Forgotten me already.
http://digitaldeconstruction.com/ jffcrmr

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
Lilim

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howl!

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door!
meme

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Martin
Martin who?
Martin
Why?
Martin
Ismarra P

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barney!
Barney who?
Barney Stinson is legendary!
Shawnee hummel

knock, knock…
who’s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who’s there?bananabanana who? knock knock
who’s there?bananabanana who? knock knockwho’s there?Orange you glad i didn’t say banana?
Manel Ribeiro

Knock Knock

- Who’s there?

- ‘me’

- ‘me’ who?

- ‘me’ aw
http://www.facebook.com/alina.zarekaite Ali Na Zar

Knock knock!
-Who`s there?
-Ozzie!
-Ozzie who?
-Ozzie you later!
Kennedy James

…
http://www.facebook.com/dontstareatthesun Kennedy James

knock knock I have no joke but a 92 years old grand mother back in France who would really enjoy an iPad!
Lalaloves

Knock! Knock!

Who’s There?
Boo
Boo who?
It’s me, why are you crying?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10107013 Alexis Harris

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to come in, its cold out here!
Andrewhodgson12

knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyler
Tyler who?
Tyler Durden, better check yoself
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=531847498 Chi Saka

-knock knock…
=who’s there?
-toe!
=toe who?
-tofu hotpot time! let me in!
ghostdragon

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
You don’t have to cry about it.
Flora Manga

Knock, knock…
- who’s there?
- Who.
- Who who?
- she who just won an ipad.
BrendanKendrick

Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Leena.
Leena Who?
Leena alittle closer and ill tell you…..that you won an ipad 2 from booooooom.com!!!!! ..please hahahaha:)
BrendanKendrick

Knock Knock
Whos there? Leena.
Leena Who?
Leena in a little closer and i’ll tell you…that you won an ipad 2 from booooooom.com!!! hahaha
Molly

knock knock

who’s there?
cash
cash who?
i’m good, but i’d love some peanuts!
mmm

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Kat

me: knock knock
you: who’s there?

me: Juno

you: Juno I that I’m (insert what is relavent here), right?
http://profile.yahoo.com/OCKFNQBLE2HNQQSLXVUCHJMML4 Mercedes

Knock Knock,
Knock knock,
…
There’s no one home, let’s go.
Jean-sebastien_gauthier

This one was the worst I could came up with:

Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
- iPad
- iPad who?
- No, iPad 2.

Badumtss!
wendy27

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix the refrigerator is here
Lindsey

knock knock
who’s there?
doctor.
doctor who?
http://twitter.com/BrandonLoving Brandon Loving

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht, who?
Yacht a know me by now!
http://www.facebook.com/marvz.conti Marvz Conti

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?

A mosquito bit me! ^^
http://www.facebook.com/belomoeff Alexey Belomoev

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.
http://twitter.com/alex6281 Алекс Гуров

Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
-Alex
Alex Who?
Zemfira

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?Pechkin postman brought a note about your boy
Haley

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash!

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
http://twitter.com/avmxandry Alexander Mityunin

- Knock, knock!
- who’s there?
- Death
- Death who?
- Your death
O_O
http://www.facebook.com/people/Алексей-Слатюхин/100001260122306 Алексей Слатюхин

- Knock knock!
– Who’s there?
– Shirley.
– Shirley who?
– Shirley you can open the door! (Surely you can open the door!)
Tyreke Evans

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I won an iPad for writing this bad knock knock joke?
rich

Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i’ll tell you.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Eugene-Yaschenko/100000671394249 Eugene Yaschenko

Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
-Cheese!
-Cheese who?
-Cheese a cute girl!
Jake

Have you heard the Phillip Glass joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there.
…etc.
Ivan Aliseiko

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go mooooo!
bijoulady

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides trousers, you pay for dem
http://twitter.com/cmurda00 c mann

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
http://twitter.com/lGetOutTheWayl Евгений Гизов

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Your [Roof Is] On fire!
Andrei_vs

Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Stoolie.
Stoolie who?
Knock Knock…
Nuno

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Peanut.

Peanut who?
Just be glad I didn’t say banana again.
Anton

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?
Frank

A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
A: Orange
B: Orange who?
A: Orange you glad to hear another knock knock joke?
Latrine Head

knock, knock
who’s there?Britney Spears
Britney spears WH—OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
Eric

Okay, say “Knock, knock.”
CAI

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Landlord. It’s the fourth.
” .”
Crystal Clark

*knock, knock*
-Who’s there?
Euripides
-Euripides who?
Euripides pants and you’ll pay!
Swils117

Knock, knock… – Who’s there?
-Orange
-Orange who?
-Orange you glad I stopped by this page so I can win an ipad?
Jackie Sorensen

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke, but it will be funnier if it wins me an Ipad.
Adam Machan

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Me!Me who?That’s right!What’s right?Meehoo!That’s what I want to know!What’s what you want to know?Me who?Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!Exactly what on a chain?Yes!Yes what?No, Exactlywatt!That’s what I want to know!I told you – Exactlywatt!Exactly what?Yes!Yes what?Yes, it’s with me!What’s with you?Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.Me who?Yes!Go away!Knock, knock…
Jkbeaumont

Knock Knock
WHO’S THERE?
Knock
KNOCK WHO?
Knock Knock
WHO’S THERE?
Knock
KNOCK WHO?
Knock Knock!
WHO’S THERE?
Knock
KNOCK WHO?
Look, I’ve told you… Knock Knock!!
WHO’S THERE?
I give up!!!
Adora

I know a great knock-knock joke.Ok, tell me.All right. You start.Ok, knock, knock!Who’s there?
Pejays

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
YO Mama
Yo Mama who?
Yo MaMa’s gon kick yo but all the way to sesame street if you don’t open this door!
http://twitter.com/SnazzyMax Max Walker

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock knock jokes?
Samuel10000

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Rinnylo

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
Jsisouvong

Do I have to tell a knock-knock joke to win? Where was that said? I’m not very funny, but i would love an I-pad.
nwill

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me in a month?Yes.Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won’t.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who’s there?See? You’ve forgotten me already!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1446983889 Joey Verano

knock knock?
whos there?
A packet
A packet who?
A packet of hand made stickers for Jeff! I’ll send him one! Contact me man! lets trade some art?

PS. I’d love an i-pad.
maria fernanda gonzalez

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=680718783 Emma Debany

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Surely you must know!
No, I don’t, and don’t call me Shirley.
Elained_

Knock knock.Who’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad that I’m telling you a joke?
Bethanymayhall

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if I don’t win an ipad !
Santiagodeu

Knock, Knock.

Who is it?

Knock, Knock, Knocksville. Johnny Knocksville!
spaciousmind

knock knock.

who’s there?
Cosmo
Cosmo who?
Cosmo trouble than you’re worth!
Jesse

-Knock Knock
-Who’s there?
-You know
-You-Know-Who?
-Avada Kedavra!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Achter/1063520512 Cody Achter

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Knock Knock!

Knock Knock who?

Knock Knock Knocking on heavens door!

(sung like guns and roses.)
Rapolas

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell.

Spell who?

OK, W H O.
naifpanicscares

Toc toc,,,
chi è?
sono Gloria ho lasciato la patente sul tavolo accanto alla frutta!
Rachel

Knock, knock..
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
The Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!
rmstinson

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

I, Noah.

I Noah who?

I Noah jerk who won’t open the door.
Brtnboarder57

A knock knock.
Who’s der
Oh.
Oh who?
Oh I think a you a knows….No i don’t just tell me >:[ -_-
chelsea harlan

–Knock knock!
–What do you want this time, Clive? Just come in and shut the g dang door behind you, the A/C is on and I’m in the middle of a Maury marathon!
Lyndseyg

knock knock
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
why are you crying? I just want to come in.
haha

Knock knock…

hello is that my ipad?
http://twitter.com/kasek Δ kasek Δ

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
http://www.facebook.com/marina.pdg Marina Mijatović

My all time favourit
knock knock…
whos there?
KGB
KGB who?
(slap on the face) We ask the questions.
OCB

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
danny

knock, knock…

-who’s there?
-go fuck yourself
taylor

knock, knock…
who’s there?
cash.
cash who?
no thank you, i’ll take peanuts.
anne

I am working on a little iPod Touch. Wishing I would have an iPad version so I don’t have to squint and use my little fingers too hard on a small device. You can make it happen, please! iPad for me!
marg

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you
give me a kiss!
Anniek Mol

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.
Emily L

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moo
Moo who?
Don’t cry, cow.
Aadel

Knock knock
who’s there?
Duane
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Dan Williams

twitted this, 7/7
Samantha Avery

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Says!

Says who?

I WANT TO WIN, Says me, that’s who?
http://profile.yahoo.com/5IWS2SYB7XFNAJQ5V3OQR3T334 Patrick

me
Sean

Knock Knock…

-Who’s there?

-Lionel

-Lionel Who?

-Lionel Bite You If You Put Your Hand In Its Mouth!
Ryan

Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!
Patrick Hoelscher

Knock, knock.
-Who’s there?
Knock-Knock
-Knock-knock?
Who’s there?
threes

knock knock
who’s there?
have sex with
have sex with who?
me…
Erik Magnuson

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
to
to who?
to whom i would presume.
http://twitter.com/steffers516 Steffers516

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
http://twitter.com/canesco Maschinenmensch

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Venice.Venice who?Venice your mother coming home?
http://twitter.com/_amoni AMONI

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Well, someone already said the “orange” joke so I guess I’m next.
Oh, but that’s not a funny joke.
Who cares?! Just let me in, it’s raining out here!
Eh, okay. Whatev.
preethi

-knock knock
-whos there?
-Madame.-Madame who?
-Madame foot’s caught in the door!!
http://www.someperfectworld.tumblr.com/ Maya

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.Who’s there?
Knock knock.Who’s there?
Knock knock.Who’s there?
Knock knock.Who’s there?
Knock knock.Who’s there?
Knock knock.Who’s there?

Philip Glass.
Kris

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foots stuck in the door!
Dawn Sollitto

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these?
Billiondollarprincesss

I keep trying to enter via email but it’s not letting me
Dan Williams

twitted this, 8/7
Dan Williams

twitted this, 8/7
Dan Williams

twitted this, 8/7
Dan Williams

twitted this, 8/7
Dan Williams

twitted this, 8/7
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
http://profile.yahoo.com/ANM2PY6ASBVHP2ETKTMBOFL3SU Tyrone Williams

- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Schizophrenia
Kelly Commerford

Knock Knock:

Who’s There?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry little baby!
Kelly Commerford

Knock Knock:

Who’s There?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry little baby!
Kelly Commerford

Knock Knock:

Who’s There?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry little baby!
http://www.facebook.com/levi.mandel Levi Mandel

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain
when she comes.
Fretboardflier

knock knock
who’s there
I eat mop
I eat mop who.
Ben

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cindy Lou.

Cindy Lou Who?

Yep.
Lmcgrath19

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Sylvia Ortiz

Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana Who?
Knock, Knock?
Who’s THERE?
Banana?
Banana WHO??
Knock, Knock>
WHO’S THERE??
Orange?
ORANGE WHO??
Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana” again??
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630230749 Gea Dancu

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mr. Bomb.
Mr. Who?
Booooooom!
Sheila Rauch

Knock, knock
who’s there
isabel
isabel who
isabel necessary on a bike!!
InezbyDesign

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Police!

Police who?

Police open up the door!…for the iPad Giveaway
Melissa

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Dwayne.

Dwayne Who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
http://www.facebook.com/jbarnatt Joe Barnatt

knock knock

who’s there?Jesus
Jesus who?
exactly.
http://www.facebook.com/jbarnatt Joe Barnatt

knock knock
who’s there?
jesus
jesus who?
exactly
Thackeray Liz

Okay, you start.
You: Knock Knock
Me: Who’s There?
You:
Me: Gotcha!
Karl

knock knock,
yes, who is there?
pee catch
pee catch who?
Pikachu, I choose you!!
http://www.facebook.com/jordandanielmendoza Jordan D. Mendoza

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Either way a superstitious man looking for wood or a jokester. Which do you prefer?
Either-way-a-superstitious-man-looking-for-wood-or-a jokester.-Which-do-you-prefer?-who?
mt.kim

Knock Knock…
-Who’s there?
-Pizza!
-kowabunga!
Dan Williams

twitted this, 9/7
Conrad Crespin

Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave’s not here, man.
No, I’m Dave.
I told you Dave is not here and Shaniqua don’t live here no mo’.
Kola Cosby

Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock,Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?
Knock Knock,Who’s there?Banana.Banana who?KNOCK KNOCK,WHO’S THERE!!Orange,ORANGE WHO?Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
Lindell_smith

KNOCK KNOCK

who’s there??
CASHcash who??NO THANKS, BUT I’LL HAVE SOME PEANUTS!!
Sdelgado 9186

knock knock
whos there
jeff
jeff, who
jeff…..*booooooom!(world ends:)
Imnotarunner

knock knock
who’s there
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didnt’ call you a lemon?
imnotarunner at gmail doto com
Janette

Knock Knock -Who’s There?
Olive
-Olive Who?
Olive You
Court Vitelli

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open the door!
Shsha

- Knock Knock.
- Who’s there?
- “the alien”}
farfelu

Knock Knock…..Who’s there?Doris!Doris who?Doris locked that’s why I am knocking
Merlyn Driver

Knock knock. Who is there? Two small hippos laying semi submerged in a swamp in Zanzibar. Why? You tell me – is it not Thursday?
lpetrick

knock knock
who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodell!
Angela Marie Tayco

knock knock

(who’s there)teefer
(teefer who?)
tea for two!
linus

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
http://www.bootic.com/ Berto

This is my daughters favorite joke, ever. She says it all the time.
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
Awww, I’m sorry to make you cry.
mik

Knock, Knock…- Who’s there?
- Britney Spears
- Britney Spears who?Knock, knock…
- Who’s there?
- Oops I did it again.
Dave

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Philip Glass
Kelly Gordon

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Cash!Cash who?No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
http://www.facebook.com/unremittingly Danielle Wallace

KNOCK KNOCKWho’s There?BeetsBeets who?Beets me?
Biki

Knock knock
who’s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad you asked who?
Lisa Smith

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!
Tigersoccerfreak

knock knock
whos’s there?
I am here
http://www.facebook.com/davidvnm David Veneman

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock who?
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock, knock, knock who?
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock knock, knock, knock, knock who?Knock, knock.Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock who?Look, I’m just here for the iPad ok?!
carole c

knock knock
whos there?
Boo!
Boo who?
u dont have to cry about it!
Fasana Aishath

knock knock
who’s there?
you said you’d remember
Michele Henneman

Knock Knock
who’s there
Isador
Isador who?
Isador open?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Brooks/1342773095 Lisa Brooks

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who who who!
Landon

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
Vanderpug

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m not a banana.
Ana Lara

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Anna

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Anna!
sandra

If i win this one, i will give it to my mom, who lives in europe, so i can skype with her everyday and see her at the same time Sandra
Stacey Roberson

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Sam.

Sam who?

Sam person who knocked on your door last time.
Guest

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
http://www.facebook.com/katiecontests Katie Contests

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah way to open the door?
Jboese80

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in, it’s cold outside!
Dan Williams

twitted this, 12/7
Nikki Lynn Hanna

Knock knock
-who’s there?
-Boo
-Boo who?
-Awe don’t cry, its just a joke!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Azrael-Robertson/100000290647821 Azrael Robertson

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Kathie1126

Knock knock
who’s there
Knock knock
Who’s there
Knock knock
WHO’S THERE
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad I didn’t say Orange?
http://www.facebook.com/amy.cranston Amy Cranston

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry!
jaimee wood

knock knock…
who’s there?
boo.
boo who?
please don’t cry
(my daughters favorite joke!
Mona Zavala

Knock Knock.
-Who’s there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Why are you crying?!

I am so bad at jokes.
Trish F

Knock Knock….
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came to see you?
Carolsue

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Catsup.

Catsup who?

Catsup a tree and she won’t come down!
Jason

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris!

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Jaimee S

knock, knock,
who’s there
owl
owls who?
yes they do.
kcc

knock knock
who’s there
Mr. T
Mr. T who
Shut up fool!
Nicou

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
The cat
Tirilg

IPADDDDDDDDD

i’m not english = i don’t have any knock-knock-jokes. Do i have to? :C
Liss Martz Villegas

Knock, knock..
-Who’s there?
-None
-None? — Hello? — ¬¬’ haha!
Dan Williams

twitted this, 13/7
abby

Knock Knock whos there boo, boo hoo.

Dont cry its only a joke…you really did win the Ipad
http://www.facebook.com/kperkins22 Kathryn Perkins

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open that door!
http://www.notserena.com Serene

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Don’t knit.
Don’t knit who?
Don’t it just kill you when you don’t have an awesome tablet?
Mkoepp63026

Knock Knock!Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me!
Christianne

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce win the ipad!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Brown/1611647164 Lisa Brown

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howl!

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door!
Jasja

Klopf, Klopf…
- Wer ist da?
- Wer ner.
- Wer ner Wer?
- Wer nervt mich mit diesen Klopf Witzen?
Jennifer

My daughter’s favorite:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows Go
Cows Go who?
No silly, Cows Go MOO!
Kitblu

Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won’t.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who’s there?See? You’ve forgotten me already!
AngelaLilly

knock knock
who’s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad you asked?
LOL sorry…I know that was bad
erobards

Knock, Knock.Who’s There?Heaven!Heaven
who?Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
Katy

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
http://twitter.com/pixystik4u pixystik4u

what is black and white and red all over? newspaper!
Aleson

Who’s there? Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke.
Dan Williams

twitted this today, 14/7

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