Babs from Chicken Run: “But I don’t want to be a pie! I don’t like Gravy!”

” With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. ”
/// Jack Black, Fight Club.

“We’ll always have Paris…”
CASABLANCA (1942)

I’ll be back!

“I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.”

“Everybody’s fucked up, but nobody wants anybody else to think they are, but everybody knows they are anyway.”

give me that

Ohmygosh! I see it now. Wow. I feel silly.
“Inconceivable!” – Vizzini (Princess Bride)

“I will now sell five copies of “The Three EPs” by The Beta Band”

It’s me! I want it.

9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six I did. The doctors didn’t know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly, daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see. But something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache.

“Under 30 and not a liberal – no heart. Over 30 and still liberal – no brains.”
-The Edukators

Movie: Me and you you and everyone we know. Independent Comedy
Background: Two brothers (Peter, a teenager and Robby, a toddler) are instant messaging a female stranger online.

Robby: Say, “You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole… back and forth… forever.”

“We read five times that you were killed in five different places!” – Casablanca

“hey harry old buddy old pal” – Dumb Dumber (haha)

“I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.” — Juno

“Too bad she won’t live! But then again, who does?”

Blade Runner

“The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught.” – Big Fish

“we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world” – Fight Club

“Yeah! Let’s go get sushi and not pay.”

Repo Man

“Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone. ” – Dead Poet’s Society

“I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know how much condoms use to cost? I don’t know, we never used em’”
-Half Baked

“Madness…? This is Sparta!”
-300

“- Is life always like this or only when we’re little ?
- it’s always like this”

Leon

“I’m asking you to come here and make me look good, Alright? And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God I’ll kill you right there! right in front of mommy and daddy. And I’ll tell you something else, you make me look bad.. and I’ll never ever talk to you again, ever. But if you do good, well then you can be my best friend.” Buffalo 66

“Sam: You don’t like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they’re twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes. I can’t say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It’s sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.”

- Benny & Joon

“They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me….OOOHHH MYYYY GODDDDDDD!”

- from Troll 2

watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYiBWDqa5k

“No, no. Listen, listen. He said that if they dug his father’s body up, it would be gone. They planted a seed over his grave. The seed became a tree. Moses said his father became a part of that tree. He grew into the wood, into the bloom. And when a sparrow ate the tree’s fruit, his father flew with the birds. He said… death was his father’s road to awe. That’s what he called it. The road to awe. Now, I’ve been trying to write the last chapter and I haven’t been able to get that out of my head!”
-Izzi (The Fountain)

“Point Break”
Johnny Utah: I caught my first tube today… Sir.

Fight Club: ” If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”

Heineken? F*ck that sh*t! Pabst Blue Ribbon

And a clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
-Steve Zissou, THE LIFE AQUATIC

“We got a child now, everythings changeeeeeed” – Raising Arizona

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJrJUoosg5M

“1.21 gigawatts?!?!?!?!!!!” Doc Brown -BACK TO THE F*CKING FUTURE!!!

From ‘Mr. Nobody’:

‘You have to make the right choice. As long as you don’t choose, everything remains possible. ‘

“Lieutenant Dan!!!!!!!!” – Forest Gump.

“Woo-Wee, you caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked!”

Iggy Pop to Cry-Baby

“It is a sad and beautiful world.” – Down By Law

“If this is a dream, the whole world is inside it.”
-Sam Foster in Stay

»Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its… stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision, but nobody’s paid much attention to them, not even the Buddhists or the Christians. You humans. Sometimes its hard to imagine how you’ve made it this far.«

K-PAX

“I was cured all right.” -A Clockwork Orange

“I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there’s trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can’t make a move without a form.”

Nigel “You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like — I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it’s sort of in between those, really. It’s like a Mach piece, really. It’s sort of…”
Marty “What do you call this?”
Nigel “Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump.”
From This is Spinal Tap (:

“…In Latin she would be called ‘Babia Majora.’” – Wayne Campbell, Wayne’s World

“VOTE FOR PEDRO” – Napoleon

“creation is a bird without flight plan, it will never fly in a straight line” (violeta se fue a los cielos)

Memory is a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past.

-Before Sunset

No more rhymes now, I mean it! (Anyboday want a peanut?)

There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

“Heineken? Fuck that shit!…Pabst, Blue, Ribbon!!!” – Blue Velvet

Frodo: ” I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.”

Gandalf: “So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.”

- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

“I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.” Royal Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums

“Malkovich? MALKOVICH! Malkovich Malkovich”

From “Being John Malkovich”

It would be perfect for me because I glow in the dark too.
Peter O’Toole in “The Ruling Class”:
“I know I’m God because whenever I pray, I find I’m talking to myself.”

“Don’t be jealous that i’ve been online chatting with babes all day!”

Kip in Napoleon Dynamite.

Dumb and Dumber, Harry – “No it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing”

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it. If you know what I mean.

Sometimes you have to lose yourself ‘fore you can find anything. – Lewis / Deliverance

“She was my rushmore.”

“Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays” (TFI Friday!)

“My cat can eat a WHOLE watermelon”
From Rubin and Ed.

“my unconscious is militantly in favour of universal vegetarianism, while my concious is dreaming of a big bloody steak” from The Stalker by Tarkovski, but it sounds better in french :
“Mon inconscient milite pour le végétarisme universel, mon conscient rêve d’un bon bifteck bien saignant.”

Of course i want it

“I don’t give a shit about sleeping Léon, I want love or death” Leon the Professional

It had never occurred to me that our lives, which had been so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed. If I’d known, maybe I’d have kept tighter hold of them and not let unseen tides pull us apart. -Never Let Me Go

“You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.” Bill Murray (1979 Meatballs)

“I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.” – The Jerk

The things you own, they end up owning you. – Tyler Durden

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou:
“I’m so pissed I want to spit!”

“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”

“Fuck me…”- Bang Bang from The Brothers Bloom

“I’ll never let go. I’ll never let go, Jack” (Titanic)

“one day, I got in.”
tron

The Joker: “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
Batman, part 1

Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.

pulp fiction

“I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain.” -Danny

(Withnail and I)

“it’s alright, it’s okay! there’s something to live for! Jesus told me so!”

American Movie

“The only person standing in your way is you.”

“Kiss my Converse!” – Sho’nuff

The Last Dragon

Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira: Ruling is convenient, but only for rulers. The people must live to serve.
13 assassins

“I’m sure that a disciplinary woman such as yourself will have a very useful purpose for this money…

.. I’m just gonna blow it!”
Last Holiday (2006)

- “Are you classified as human?”
- “Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”

The Fifth Element, cinema at it’s finest.

“Shirley you can’t be serious. I am serious and don’t call me Shirley” Airplane

Ron: “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary. That’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. ” Veronica: “Ooh, ow.” Ron: “Right to the baby-maker.”

-Anchorman

“Cremaster” by Matthew Barney.
Any of the five…

“Women, er, sense my power, and they seek my life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.”

- General Jack Ripper from Dr. Strangelove

“COWABUNGA!”

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. ”

Blade runner.

“Oh, for goodness’ sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.”
- Adam/Felicia from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

“Mr. Franz I think careers are a 20th century invention and I don’t want one.”

Into The Wild

tbh, my favourite quote ever is:
“fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!”

All About Eve

“…I AM THE LAW!”

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

“We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.”

” I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!!”
-The Darjeeling Limited

“Not my daughter, you BITCH!”
-Mrs. Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt 2

“It’s The Real Thing. Period. Coke. Period. Any Questions? Of Course Not.”

-Michael Bierut (Helvetica)

The things you own end up owning you. It’s only after you lose everything that you’re free to do anything. -Fight Club.

“get your fokin tentacles out of my face!” -Wicus van de Merwe, District 9.

*whisper mumble whisper*
Bill Murray to Scarlet Johansen in Lost in Translation

“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

Network – Sidney Lumet

”The core of mans’ spirit comes from new experiences.” (Emile Hirsch as Christopher McCandless)

-Into the wild

The Usual Suspects

Keyser Söze: “The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.”

“You once were a vegan, now you will be-gone”
Scott Pilgrim from Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Bill: “We’re all getting funerals – all three of us!”
Helen: “Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.”

- Fido

“What good is magic if it can’t even save a unicorn?!” From Last Unicorn, my favorite depressing childhood movie.

Back To The Future: George Mc-Fly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.